Title: The Worst Trip Ever
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Pairing: Alfons/Ed
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1,100
Warnings: modern!AU; quasi-alt spoilers for CoS, I guess? XD
Summary: Alfons and Ed are on a road trip, and it is terrible that it's so great.
Author's Note: Happy birthday speedfic for my Saaaaaaaammyyyyyyyyy. ♥

( As it turns out, this road-trip-with-the-best-friend thing was about the single worst idea Alfons has ever had. )

Title: Convection
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Characters: Riza & Roy
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1,340
Warnings: various spoilers for Brotherhod; tiny-super-serious-could-kill-a-man-woodsy-huntress-baby!Riza is the only young Hawkeye headcanon I can ever have; don't read this if you're looking for pre-Royai, because you will be disappointed D:
Summary: ( Read more... )

Title: Happenings
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Pairing: Hughes/Roy
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,450
Warnings: language; spoilers for the OVA?; writing so shoddy its shoddiness is exceeded only by the somehow-even-shoddier editing
Summary: Maes somehow ends up making out with Mustang in a janitor's closet, which is apparently the least-weird thing the ( Read more... )

Title: 51% Problem Child (Chapter 1)
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Characters/Pairings: Roy/Ed, Al/Alfons (HELLS YEAH), Hawkeye/Ross; featuring various characters from Brotherhood as well as '03 because all canons should fear me
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 23,850
Warnings: language, teenagers scare the livin' shit out of me, canonsmash, crack and ( Read more... )

Title: For Keeps
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Characters: Roy & Ed
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1,350
Warnings: major spoilers for Brotherhood
Prompt: "damaged" for FMA Week
Summary: Ed throws a depth charge into Roy's Saturday. And a vase, onto the floor.
Author's Note: I'm on an awful Ed-suffering-in-the-Brotherhood-aftermath kick lately, and this is ( Read more... )

Title: Bouts of Melloncholia
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist X Death Note
Characters/Pairings: Ed(/Hei), Mello(/Hughes; IT'S ELTEA'S FAULT)
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,460
Warnings: LANGUAGE, omg; I could pontificate stupidly about Shakespeare for hours; I don't actually know anything about drama school, or about anything else either; I guess they're ( Read more... )

Title: The Not-So-Christmas Special
Fandom: Doctor Who
Characters: Ten, Donna
Rating: PG
Word Count: 880
Warnings: do you have any idea how long it's been since I wrote this fandom
Prompt: 10 is actually Jewish and slightly grumpy that no one ever thinks to ask.
Summary: “Something snap your candy cane?”
Author's Note: For apple_pathways! With love and crack ( Read more... )

Title: The Interpretation of Dreams
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Pairing: Russell/Ed
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2,696
Warnings: major SPOILERS for original FMA series/CoS; language; Russ is a ho ♥
Prompt: "body image issues"
Summary: In among the hostile strangeness of the other side, Ed finds something worth dreaming for.
Author's Note: Some of you ( Read more... )

Title: Wounds That Heal
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Characters: Roy, Ed, Al
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1,404
Warnings: major SPOILERS through Brotherhood; brief language
Summary: (Set pretty immediately post-Brotherhood.) Roy's never had a brother, but he's had more than his share of hurt, and maybe that's enough for him to give what Ed won't ask for ( Read more... )

Title: Predawn
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Pairing: Hughes/Roy
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 820
Warnings: mid-either-series spoilers; referenced sexytimes
Summary: Maes Hughes makes even the horrors of war significantly less soul-killing, damn him to hell.
Author's Note: For eltea for It's a Gift. ♥

( Maes promised and delivered extremely good sex, but there’s a very simple reason that Roy can’t say he’s good in bed. )